Oh great, so there's a Wonder *Boy* now? Scheiss! As if dealing with the First wasn't enough!

Oh good. I have the misfortune to encounter yet another egotistical little bitch who cannot stand anyone doing better than her even when the fate of the world is on the line.

in b4 EPIC MECH BATTLE

So, did anyone else read this thread and think of "137 things Shinji is no longer allowed to do at NERV?" (if you don't understand the meme, try Googling for "Skippy's List")

"I am not allowed to call-block my chain of command."
"I cannot 'Form Blazing Sword.'"
"I am not allowed to say 'KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAA' while the Antiproton Rifle charges."
"Unit-01's loudspeaker system is not to be used to broadcast Wagner's 'Ride of the Valkyries.'"
"We do not 'charge into battle naked, like the Celts.'"
"I am not allowed to call press conferences to announce that we're raising the battleship Yamato and turning it into a spaceship to attack the Angels."
"It is NOT 'Morphin' Time.'"

Of course, Shinji would never actually do any of these things. But doesn't that make it even funnier?

"I am not allowed to gain martial arts abilities when in the entry plug."
"I am not gonne anyone pay for that."
"It is not clubbering time."
"My spidey-sense is not tingling."
"I am not picking up bad vibes."
"I will make big gay speeches."
"I am not Batman."
"I will not be open about my feelings to Asuka or Ayanami."
"I will not take advantage and jump Misato in her moment of weakness."
"I will not not beat off to comatose girls."
"All your bases are not belong to us."
"I cannot say "mission accepted" or "mission accomplished" so Heero can relax about that."
"I will not grow a spine outta nowhere."

I believe that covers many of the traditional fanfiction nonsense.

Yeah, but those mostly aren't funny.

I am imagining the NGE credits redone as a sort of homage to "The Simpsons" opening. Camera zooms in on Shinji as he is writing on a blackboard something different each episode:

"Dr. Akagi is not dense and I am not the goddamn Batman."
"Pen-Pen is not my Padawan and the Force is not strong in him."
"I will stop asking Dr. Akagi to build an Evangelion-sized drill that can 'pierce the heavens.'"
"I will also stop asking for a Progressive Crowbar."
"My hand is not burning with an awesome power, nor is it telling me to defeat you."
"Pallet rifle ammunition is not filled with yummy candy, and it was wrong to tell the Second Child that it is."
"I am not allowed to put bumper stickers on Unit-01, no matter how clever they are."
"I am not authorized to duct-tape five tons of steel wool to the lower half of Unit-01's face and rename it 'Chuck Norris.'"

"Semen does not react well to LCL"
"Asuka's stolen panties are not to be used as legal tenders in the dining hall."
"I am not to accept the Angels's offer of a Hurtz Donut."
"He who smelt it most certainly did not dealt it."
"I will not use the Eva to replicate Gendo's hands-over-mouth pose and glower the Angel to death."
"The rumors about Dr. Akagi's bicurious phase in college are untrue."
"I will stop wasting chalk by writing lines over and over."

"I will not comment on the commander's lame white glove style."
"The rumors about how quiet ones are wild does not apply to the First Child."
"I will not demand another color for my EVA."
"I will not demand respect and compassion."
"I will not demand payment for my services."
"I will not replace the Second Child's A-10 hairpins with cat ears."
"My mother would not be disgusted with the commander's decisions."
"The reasons for the super sexy female plugsuits is above my paygrade."
"I will not go on about my atheistic beliefs to the human resources department."

"I will refrain from humping the severed heads of Angels, at least while the news camera teams are present."
"I will not use Unit-01's hands to flip people off."
"Pants are not optional."
"SURPRIZE BUTTSECKS is not the official NERV battle cry."
"Neither is SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON, and painting Unit-01 blue won't change this fact."
"It isn't IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER, either."
"Today is not 'Talk Like a Pirate Day.'"
"I am not to tell reporters that the Illuminati, the Masons, or 'Giant Space Ants' are part of our chain of command."

"I will not mistake Misato's birth control pills for aspirin."
"I will not sniff the seats of the First and Second Children's entry plugs."
"I will stop regaling the bridge bunnies with tales of my days at sea."
"My Warhammer figurines do not talk to me."
"I do not get regular sex from the EVA and my mother during sync tests."
"LCL is not a contraceptive."
"I will stop telling Asuka how terrible her German is."
"I will stop making puns between bread and panties in the cafeteria."
"I am not to play Soul Education in the presence of Gendo anymore."
"I will stop going on about how much I'd like to bang Sohryu-san and Shikinami-teme at the same time."

cosplay = successful. also, this cosplayer is yummy.

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very good!

Neds longer legs. Otherwise, good.

^"needs"

Any more?

Her legs are long enough, it's the skirt that needs to be shorter.
Proves cosplay's first rule: if the cosplayer is hot, you're over 80% of the way there.

...Are they sharing a pair of trousers?

We apologize, but we have to make budget cuts.

*wearing ye olde granny glasses*

Normally I wouldn't allow anyone but Sempai to get into my pants.

Kaworu: You know, doctor. You could probably cut down on your department's costs if you made people share jackets too. You could outright stop bribing redesigning the Second Pilot's plugsuit and just scream at her to shut up and get the fuck out when she begins her crap. You could also make the showers co-ed to save on water and install some cameras so people try to steal those little soaps.

Ritsuko: Why would someone want to steal those aphrodisiac soaps we ordered? Oh... How in the world did we ever have fun around here without you?

The Kaworu is an all powerful being rp shit was fun for about 5 minutes.

Now, I see it and go "it's this faggot again.", only the faggot in question is not Kaworu, but some random faggot *pretending* to be Kaworu.

maybe it's Synapsid

What are the benefits of NERV Gold Membership?

It allows you to see the secret Mari board. :3

...also, I'm waiting for someone to photoshoop some images that are a picture of something like the NERV logo, with the message "This image only visible to GOLD members," and start posting them randomly around here.

looks like Vision

OP, please ignore the Peanut Gallery.

I am not an artist, I can't draw at all, and I can't give technical advice. I'll say that she's recognizable, though, and that's better than I could do.

As for the shading effect... in the picture it looks extreme, but if everything in the scene you draw is done like that, it might emphasize the harsh lighting and work, visually speaking.

What program are you using?

Yeah, 'looks like Vision' seems to be the local meme around here ^_^ I'm using paint.net for windows. It's a freeware DL.

I said in OP that she's under fluorescent lights in this scene, but I've decided to make the scene dark and lit only by the window which is covered with blinds. When I assemble the final page, I'm gonna have to run horizontal lines across her face to mimic the shadows of the blinds.

Here is my first doujin page done with the new computer shading. A scene between Ritsuko and Gendo. Usually the scenes will not be this dark, so if it doesn't completely work, I'm not totally screwed.

http://grummancat.deviantart.com/art/First-page-with-new-shading-156226277

Some of the dialogue may totally throw you for a loop if you are not following my thread on /asuka/. Please just shake it off. -_-

You can draw pretty well. I like what I see.

>>7051

TY ^_^ I'll post some more interesting stuff as it comes along but as far as page material comes, I have to be more tight-lipped b/c if I share everything in real time, sooner or later, I've given the story away.

The problem with the shading here isn't so much that you shaded the face too much, but that the rest (hair, clothes) isn't shaded just as much, making it stand out.
That's the crux with shading - you can easily do a page without it, and it looks great. But once you shade a single thing, you have to shade everything else accordingly too, otherwise you have something with depth in a flat surrounding.

>>I'm using paint.net for windows. It's a freeware DL.

Ok, I use that too :)if you set the layer with your lineart on to multiply and make another layer underneath it and paint on that you'll avoid those nasty-looking white bits around your lines.

One can imagine Revy as an EVA pilot. I can see her Evangelion wielding twin handguns...

Angel: *comes outta nowhere and hits Revy's EVA while she is preoccupied pointing out how much of an idiot her redhead teammate is*

Revy: Mother Fucker!! *proceeds to go medieval*

And then she proceeded to challenge Misato to a drinking contest after the mission.

Of course, the major wins.

>>Revy as an EVA pilot

She'd have to be fourteen. She'd probably be every bit as vicious and enthusiastic about mayhem as she was in the series.

Would a fourteen-year-old Revy go for Shinji? Probably not, but mainly because adult Revy doesn't seem to have much in the way of a normal adult libido either. Adult Revy gets off on killing people, and that's about it. She seems to be able to tolerate Rock and the rest, and she seems protective of Rock in a big sister/tsundere kind of way, but... "normal" sexuality does not appear to be part of her software.

>Would a fourteen-year-old Revy go for Shinji?

Sure she would. With a gun.

Revy Two-Hands would refuse to use an Evangelion, as it is impossible to smoke while submerged in LCL.

^ Well, it's not like LCL has a very consistant behavior.

LCL directly oxygenates your lungs, so who is to say it couldn't be liquid oxygen. Or she would just force them to make some sorta helmet with an exhaust system.

>LCL directly oxygenates your lungs, so who is to say it couldn't be liquid oxygen.

You DO know that liquid oxygen is stored under cryogenic conditions, right?

*cough* rubber science *cough*

NGE isn't science fiction, it's fantasy with popculture sci-fi trimmings.

It's the black man of hentai's nemesis! The raping shadow!

Dear God. The stream of semen managed to pierce her skull.

aww... two lost souls taking comfort together. ;_;

Now...post up the uncensored version. I dare you.

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