who drew this?

can i ask this source?

You know, I can't take photos of you two all the time. I have a life, you know.

Ritsuko: Wow... He's out cold!
Mari: I've got an idea! Let's write on him!

Gendo : YUIII .. oh YUiii

Ritsuko : ...

>>7131

Takes me back to that one Steve Vader fic where Ritsuko stabs Gendo 37 times for calling her Yui in the sack.

You mean that fic with making a peace treaty with Angels by fucking their female antromorphic forms, as well his Eva, Rei, a Rei clone, Misato and his mum anally in front of Gendo?

After seeing that, Gendo finally snapped.

>>7134

Link?

>>7136

I'd like to apologize to everyone in advance for this.

http://www.vader-visions.com/htmls/own/AN%20UNUSUAL%20LEMON/UNUSUAL001.htm

Hmm...it seems that Rits is so lousy in the sack that Gendo just closes his eyes and falls asleep.

>>7138

TL;got bored

It's also gonna get you a reputation as being creepy.

Maybe it's a "this was my father's sword" sort of thing. I guess she had the lenses replaced.

I read that and some gears turned in my head and I got a little chill.

Is Unit-01 Gendou Ikari's sword? If so, does that make Shinji the Minstrel Boy, doomed to fight and die for a cause he does not understand?

>>7007

For those unfamiliar with the song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAdPtzS8reo

>> No.7003

Tried on my mom's glasses as a kid, I can vouch that at least the massive headache part is true. very very true..

>>7007

That was the intention, yes, though as you can tell from my missing hand and lower body, things did not go quite according to plan.
Nonetheless, this situation can yet be remedied, if you only allow me a little more funding.

You're a looney!

It's only a flesh wound.

NEED MORE MAYA @3@

Heh, I thought it was Yui.

Yeah, but those mostly aren't funny.

I am imagining the NGE credits redone as a sort of homage to "The Simpsons" opening. Camera zooms in on Shinji as he is writing on a blackboard something different each episode:

"Dr. Akagi is not dense and I am not the goddamn Batman."
"Pen-Pen is not my Padawan and the Force is not strong in him."
"I will stop asking Dr. Akagi to build an Evangelion-sized drill that can 'pierce the heavens.'"
"I will also stop asking for a Progressive Crowbar."
"My hand is not burning with an awesome power, nor is it telling me to defeat you."
"Pallet rifle ammunition is not filled with yummy candy, and it was wrong to tell the Second Child that it is."
"I am not allowed to put bumper stickers on Unit-01, no matter how clever they are."
"I am not authorized to duct-tape five tons of steel wool to the lower half of Unit-01's face and rename it 'Chuck Norris.'"

"Semen does not react well to LCL"
"Asuka's stolen panties are not to be used as legal tenders in the dining hall."
"I am not to accept the Angels's offer of a Hurtz Donut."
"He who smelt it most certainly did not dealt it."
"I will not use the Eva to replicate Gendo's hands-over-mouth pose and glower the Angel to death."
"The rumors about Dr. Akagi's bicurious phase in college are untrue."
"I will stop wasting chalk by writing lines over and over."

"I will not comment on the commander's lame white glove style."
"The rumors about how quiet ones are wild does not apply to the First Child."
"I will not demand another color for my EVA."
"I will not demand respect and compassion."
"I will not demand payment for my services."
"I will not replace the Second Child's A-10 hairpins with cat ears."
"My mother would not be disgusted with the commander's decisions."
"The reasons for the super sexy female plugsuits is above my paygrade."
"I will not go on about my atheistic beliefs to the human resources department."

"I will refrain from humping the severed heads of Angels, at least while the news camera teams are present."
"I will not use Unit-01's hands to flip people off."
"Pants are not optional."
"SURPRIZE BUTTSECKS is not the official NERV battle cry."
"Neither is SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON, and painting Unit-01 blue won't change this fact."
"It isn't IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER, either."
"Today is not 'Talk Like a Pirate Day.'"
"I am not to tell reporters that the Illuminati, the Masons, or 'Giant Space Ants' are part of our chain of command."

"I will not mistake Misato's birth control pills for aspirin."
"I will not sniff the seats of the First and Second Children's entry plugs."
"I will stop regaling the bridge bunnies with tales of my days at sea."
"My Warhammer figurines do not talk to me."
"I do not get regular sex from the EVA and my mother during sync tests."
"LCL is not a contraceptive."
"I will stop telling Asuka how terrible her German is."
"I will stop making puns between bread and panties in the cafeteria."
"I am not to play Soul Education in the presence of Gendo anymore."
"I will stop going on about how much I'd like to bang Sohryu-san and Shikinami-teme at the same time."

"I am not authorized to rename Tokyo-3 'Strongbadia.'"
"Also, I am not to paint yellow polka dots on Pen-Pen and introduce him as 'The Cheat.'"
"I am not to shave crescent-moon shaped bald patches onto the foreheads of Dr. Akagi's cats."
"Even if Mr. Kaji agrees it's funny."
"In fact I should remember that if Mr. Kaji thinks it's funny, in all likelihood it is a bad idea."
"I am not to offer Tang to the First Child and then giggle."
"I am not to tell the news media that Unit-01 is a Gundam."
"It is not appropriate to blame poor synch test scores, or anything else, on 'Minovsky interference.'"
"I must never, ever say 'And I'll form the head!'"

I will stop asking Ritsuko to front me more roofies.
I will not keep asking Asuka if she is still on the rag.
I will stop asking Rei if there are any more like her still in the tank.
I will stop asking Maya how she gets the nicotine stains off her panties.
I will stop posting Hikari's name on amputee fetish sites.
I will stop painting blue lines on Misato's home pregnancy test strips.
I will stop spreading rumors about Mr. Kaji's genital warts.

"Playing 'For Those About To Rock (We Salute You) whenever Gendo shoots someone was funny the first time."

i mustn't run away ,, i mustn't run away ,,,i mustn't run away ,,,i mustn't run away

Yeah... It is just like Shinji to watch from down the hall whilst chanting that.

Doctor Doctor...

can't you see I'm burning, burning?

But Misato just can't hack it.

Better not let her hear it she has a gun you know and knows full well how to use it.

Halp! I have orange hexagons on my groin! Get these things off me, or I may never be able to have sex again! ;.;

Careful you don't have a Gold Run, Misato.

I'd hit it. With a 2x4. Then let her sit for six minutes. Then I'd hit with my penis.

Total butterface, tits aren't that great either. Fix those and take a little flab off the waistline, then we'll talk.